Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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