It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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