She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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