soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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