your room smells of hookers.
And success
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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