how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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