She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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