If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I supernannyed him into submission
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
