I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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