I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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