sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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