Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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