Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
