We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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