The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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