I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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