I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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