Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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