to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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