are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We smell like vodka and hangover
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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