He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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