My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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