I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
