their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
God, I missed his penis.
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