:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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