brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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