I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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