Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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