census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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