he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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