i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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