I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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