what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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