No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
