I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Yo dont text me then not text me
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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