so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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