i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Randomize
