She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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