Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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