Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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