I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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