your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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