I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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