i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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