When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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