she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
