woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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