I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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