yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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