I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Dick very happy bro
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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