Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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