at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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