try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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