is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
false alarm, still single
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